suhagrat ko kamre ki light band thi aur ladki dulhe ka intezar kar raha tha

ladka darwaja khol kar kamre me aya

aur jaldi me ladki se bola

ladka: "jaldi se apne kapde utaro"

ladki ne kapde utar liye

aur dono ne khub achhe se sex kiya

sex ke bad ladka bola:"ab jaldi se kapde pehan lo "

ladki : kyu? kya hua"

ladka:"dulha ane vala hai"

😄😄😄😄😃😃!

mutne ke bad hath dhone ki iksha hui... fir andar se awaz ayi
behan ke laude kosa dusre ka pakad kar muta tha
> *hadd hai haramipan ki*

😝 😂 😆 😆 😆 😂 😂 😉 👍🏻

delivery ke bad , pappu ki biwi ko tanke lag rhe the

pappu khidhki se jhank rha tha , use achhe se nahi dikh rha tha

achanak pappu jor se chillaya puri mat sil diyo bhosdike.

☹️ 🤣 😚 🤣 🤣 😣 😂 😂 😂 😂

Pati patni sex kar rhe the kisi ne bell bajayi

aadmi ne 5 minut bad darwaja khola,

dost bola der kyo laga di? aadmi: ham log chatni kut rhe the

hoshiyar dost: "bhabhi..hame bhi chatni chatao"

hoshiyar bhabhi:"mene bartan dho liya hai,

bhaiya ke chamche par lagi hogi , chat lo"

vakeel ne paro se puchha - ha to paro ji

jab apka balatkar hua tab apne kya mehsoos kiya?..

paro- ab kya btau vakil sahab , laddu jabardasti hi kyu

na khilaya jaya lagta to meetha hi hai

😜 😜 😜 😜

*gharvale ummed lgaye baithe hai ki

beta hmara IAS banega aur beta hai

ki FACEBOOK par comment box me '5' likhkar

ladki ke nange hone ka intejar kar rha hai.... bhosdkika*

😂 😂

dost tera nam mai kya rakhu; sapna rakhu to adhura rahega;

dil rakhu to kahi tut na jaye;

fir socha ki:lauda rakhu-

jarurat padhne par khada to rahega

😜 😁 😜 😝 😁 😜 😜 😝 😁 😁 😜 😝 😁 ।

ladki dukandar se:- condom dena.

dukandar(masti me ):- kis liye?

ladki (gusse se) tere bap ko gift karungi,

taaki tere jaisa dusra chutiya paida na kare

Santa ne banta ko btaya ki usne kal

ek naya dost bnaya jiska nam hai,"shreeman chudwani"

banta: acha , baut ajeeb nam hai, kaisa hai vo? meri bhi bat karao

santa ne jab phone kiya to phone uski biwi ne uthaya to santa ne phone kat diya

banta: kya yar, tune bina bat karaye phone kyo kat diya?

santa:o yar, phone uski biwi ne uthaya tha

banta : to kya hua?

santa: o yar, mere me yeh puchhne ki himmat nahi hai ki bhabhi ji, chudwani hai kya?

Girlfriend: ye suhagrat par kya hota hai?

pappu:bas yah samjh lo ki teen number ki juti me 7 number ka paav dalna hota hai

Girlfriend:fir kya hota hai?

pappu: uske bad dheere dheere juti 7 number ki ho jati hai aur paav 3 number ka ho jata hai.

gupta ji sex karte huye: aaj pitch bahut gili hai mai jaldi out ho jaunga

patni:apko to out hone ka bahana chahiye kal isi pitch par sharma ji shatak mar kar gye hai .