Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawab meri baat ka

aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai
rom rom mere jazbaat ka,

muhh me lena tumhe asand nahi ,
ek bhi katra sharab ka

fir kyu bolti ho dheere se dalo ,
balo me fool gulab ka

vo soti rhi me karta rha
intezaar uske jawab ka,

abhi uske hath me rakha hi tha ki usne pakad liya,
guldasta gulab ka,

usne kaha pichhe se nahi aage se karo,
deedar mere husn-o-sharab ka,

usne kaha badha majja ata hai jab andar jata hai,
kano me ek ek lavj tere pyar ka!

Lita kar unko niche ham sari rat dabate rahe
unke sar ke dard ko ham is tarah mitate rahe.

utha kr karo ,sar jhukakar karo,
leta kar karo ,age pichhe dono tarah se karo,
jitna kroge utna achha mehsus hoga,
kitne fayde hai baba ramdev ji ke yog ke.

usne kaha aur dabao, mene aur dabaya
usne kaha baniyan nikal do ,fir dabao,mene fir dabaya
usne kaha pent bhi nikal do, fir dabao, mene fir dabao
dekha ho gya na suitcase band

arz kiya hai,
badal garja shor ke sath
barish bhi hui bade jor ke sath
jara dhyan rakhna apni girlfriend ka
kahi bhag na jaye kisi or ke sath.

jab pakad kar uska thora sa hath
tab jakar hakim nabz ki janch kar paya.

ankho me kajal hotho pe lali
dil todkar chali gyi chudail sali

sula kar lu
ya bitha kar lu?
ya tujhe karu khada,
ya fir teri jhuka jhuka ke lu?
ab tu hi bta ki me ter photo kaise lu.

bar kro na please,
kisi ko pata nahi chalega,
please karo na, mujhe achha lagega
ek bar hmari dosti ke khatir,
kar na na please , ek praya sa SMSबार करो न प्लीज़,

kuchh to tha uske hotho par
na jane ham se kyu sharmati thi
ek din hasi tab pata chala
kamini tambaco khati thi.

tumhari aadao aur nigaho ne
janeman kiya hai esa asar,
ki sapne me bhi aa jao,
to jate hai priye ham dar