santa: tumhari kitni patiya hai?
banta: 6
santa: to fir to tum ravivar ko aram karte honge
banta:wallah!
ek majdur ke jivan me aram kaha hai?
saali ravivar ko ati hai

ek bar banta ki tuti hui tang dekh kar santa, banta se puchhta hai;

santa: tumhari tang kaise tut gyi?

banta: kya btau yaar, kal daaru kam pi thi na isiliye!

santa:kya matlab, daru kam pine se tang kaise tut sakti hai?

banta: sidhi si bat hai, agar maine chhak kar pi hoti to me theke par

hi ludak gya hota, ab chuki kam pi thi isiliye ghar ki

or chal padha aur raste me ek gaddhe me gir gya!

Banta: tumhara nam kya hai?
santa:lakshmi umesh narayan das
banta:short me btao bahut lamba hai
santa: LUND
banta: rehne do
santa:lund ya nam
banta:nikal sale😡😡

pani me dubte huye ek aurat chilla rhi thi: bachao bachao me pregnant hu
santa ne use bahar nikala aur muhh se muhh milakar usko sas dene laga
banta:uski penty utar uske andar funk marne laga
santa:abe ye kya kar rha hai bhosdki ke?
banta:tu maa ki jaan bacha , me bache ki jaan bachata hu.

ek bar santa apni girlfriend ko chudai karne ke irade se kamre me lekar gya

kamre me jakar ladki ne fatafat apne kapde utare aur santa ka lund pakad liya to usme se do-teen bunde tapak gyi

adki :jaanu ye kya hai ?

santa: kuchh nahi pagli ye to khushi ke anshu hai

Santa computer par kam karte huye, koi achha sa password btana?

banta: lund!

santa: has-haskar kursi se gir padha kyuki computer par likha arha tha , "apka password bahut chhota hai"

santa: ek comdom dega gf ko gift dena hai

banta: gift dena hai to cover chadha du?

santa: are bhosdi ke cover to yahi hai gift to mere pas hai 😂😂

banta: pyar or daru me kya sambandh hai?

santa: daru jyada ho jaye to ladka ulti kar deta hai aur jab pyar jyada ho jaye to ladki ulti kar deti hai

banta:sabash 1 moj kardi

Santa ki shadi hui, khub mithai banti gyi;

pehla beta hua, khub mithayi bati

dusri beti hui , fir mihtayi bati;

5 sal bad,bachho ka school me dakhila karwane gya;

daan 1 lakh aur fees 50 hazar;

santa:ghar akar khub roya

......."to jeeto boli , janu meri fati to mithayi bati ,aur khud ki fati to rona aa gya ."

santa ne apne bete ko mutth marte pakda

santa- ye kya kar rha hai bhosdike

beta- apna kam me khud karta hu, apne shok ke liye kisi ki ma nahi chodta 😂😂😂😂😂

Santa ne banta ko btaya ki usne kal

ek naya dost bnaya jiska nam hai,"shreeman chudwani"

banta: acha , baut ajeeb nam hai, kaisa hai vo? meri bhi bat karao

santa ne jab phone kiya to phone uski biwi ne uthaya to santa ne phone kat diya

banta: kya yar, tune bina bat karaye phone kyo kat diya?

santa:o yar, phone uski biwi ne uthaya tha

banta : to kya hua?

santa: o yar, mere me yeh puchhne ki himmat nahi hai ki bhabhi ji, chudwani hai kya?

santa ek din badha kanjus sa tha aur usne banta se puchha

santa- "yaar teri biwi chalu hai, mujhe hmesha dekh kar muskurati rehti hai ?"

banta:"o nahi yar esa kuchh bhi nahi hai, usne mujhse suhagrat me puchha tha,
kya maine kabhi kisi ki gand mari hai?"
to mene tera nam le diya tha.

master ji ne santa ko phone kiya... apka beta badha shaitan hai.. aaj usne classroom ki jameen pe 500 ke note ki hubahoo photo bna di .. use uthane ke chakkar me mere nakhun tut gye.. ise samjhate kyu nahi?

santa- master ji ..me khud ICU se bol rha hu ..bhosdike ne kal bijli ke socet pe chut bna di thi.. 😂😂😂