Teacher: Machchhar k Katne Se Maleria hota hai Aids kyu Nahi ?
Student: Qki Machchhar Dunk Marta hai Gaand nahi...
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Teacher pappu se: brao agar me tumhe teesri ankh lgane ki shakti du to tum kaha lgaoge?
pappu: ji ,apne hat ki badi anguli par
teacher: badi anguli par kyu?
pappu: taki vo anguli apki gand me dal kar dekh saku ki esa kaun sa keeda hai apki gand me jo ap sare sawal mujhse hi puchhte hai .br
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Teacher:pintu, btao prathvi gol hai ya chapti?
pintu: sar, mujhe nahi pta,
Teacher:jab pta nahi , to school kyu ate ho?
pintu: sir, yahi to janne ata hun.
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Teacher: pintu , tumhari akal ghas charne gyi hai kya?
pintu: nahi sir, vo to gay lekar gyi hai.
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Teacher: pintu , tum school kyu ate ho?
pintu: sir, apki vajah se.
Teacher:meri vajah se kyu?
pintu: ha sir,agar ap ghar ajate to me school kyu aata?
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*Teacher: btao "tajmahal" kaha hai?
student: kitab me sir
Teacher: aur asal me kaha hai?
student: kitaab ke page number 57 par
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